once upon a time in tokyo

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ASAKUSA


There was a young man from Asakusa
Who was known in the town as a loser.
He set out to tickle
His girl with a sickle
But fell in a banana juicer.


Volt egy srác, lakhelye Aszakusza
A cetli, mit hagyott, kesze-kusza:
"A gazban kaszáltam,
ottmaradt ballábam,
mentőben velem a kasza. Pusza'"



GINZA


There was a young witch from the Ginza
Who flew around without a visa.
She then met a lizard
Who cooked like a wizard
And now they make pizza in Windsor.



ROPPONGI


There was a young man from Roppongi
Whose head at an art show got spongy.
He fixed it with wire
And baked it with fire,
But ended up as a hot zombie.



NISHI-EIFUKU


A mermaid from Nishi-Eifuku
Had some body-parts made of fugu.
You wanted to taste her,
But found out later
It's a terribly stupid thing to do.



KYODO


There was a young lady from Kyodo
Who yearned for Khao San Road, though.
To save for a ticket
Her diet was cricket
And coconut brandy with raw dough.